For my Twilight-loving friends...

[ghoulsis]

... or for those, like me, who prefer to point and laugh:

The 30 most disturbing Twilight products.

Comments

[nutmeg3.livejournal.com]

I don't even get half of those, but especially the one that actually amuses me: the lamb jumping off a cliff. The Volvo TV ads make me particularly insane.

[sunbrae.livejournal.com]

Yeah, definitely. But the sane fans find that stuff just as disturbing as non-fans. Really, we do.

[spongeychicken.livejournal.com]

Some of those were downright disturbing! Eeps! But they were hilarious all the same!

[twilight-mash.livejournal.com]

...Wow. And I thought owning the books or movie would be bad enough.

[marmarohio.livejournal.com]

God help me, I like the dress and the ring. The lamb jumping off the cliff is just damned FUNNY, and who wouldn't want those abs, cross-stitched or not? Tasty (yes, he's only 17, I'm a perv.)

But the white sparkly dildo - along with the suggestion that you put it in the freezer first - was the most LOL-tastic of the bunch.

And the silhouette? That would scare the ever-loving shit out of me whenever I woke up in the middle of the night. Take it from the gal who nearly jumped out of her skin the morning after she stuck up a life-sized Jon Bon Jovi poster in her room when she was 13.