Latest from the Duh Department

One of the designers (who used to be the manager here, but now he's got some other hoity-toity title) complained to me today ( someone kill me now )

Okay, this almost makes this job tolerable.

Finally got a lead, after two hours and nothing. Called the new marketing dude on the two-way to let him know the fax was on the way.

Me: C*, I'm sending you a lead.
Him: Wahoo!!!
Me: Wow, that's more enthusiasm than I heard out of the last two guys put together.
Him: [loud footsteps] [breathlessly] I'm running to the fax machine!

A few moments later...
[phone chirps]
Him: The fax is coming through! WAHOO!!
Me: [why isn't he sharing his drugs with me? Woe] Um, yay? Yay!