I hate telephones.

( I swear I'm not making this up. )

Update: 3:00 pm. ( Apparently stupid/pointless phone calls are catching. )

Be honest, now... am I being unclear?

It's an epidemic of stupid.

( I can't remember the last time I had this many pointless conversations in a single day. )

Why isn't it 6:00 yet??

Traffic Engineering

I really hope there is a special hell reserved for civil engineers who design freeways with an exit that you can access going from one direction (say, for example, northbound) but can't reach when you're going the opposite direction (in this case, southbound).

I'm just sayin'.