God help me, I like the dress and the ring. The lamb jumping off the cliff is just damned FUNNY, and who wouldn't want those abs, cross-stitched or not? Tasty (yes, he's only 17, I'm a perv.)
But the white sparkly dildo - along with the suggestion that you put it in the freezer first - was the most LOL-tastic of the bunch.
And the silhouette? That would scare the ever-loving shit out of me whenever I woke up in the middle of the night. Take it from the gal who nearly jumped out of her skin the morning after she stuck up a life-sized Jon Bon Jovi poster in her room when she was 13.
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But the white sparkly dildo - along with the suggestion that you put it in the freezer first - was the most LOL-tastic of the bunch.
And the silhouette? That would scare the ever-loving shit out of me whenever I woke up in the middle of the night. Take it from the gal who nearly jumped out of her skin the morning after she stuck up a life-sized Jon Bon Jovi poster in her room when she was 13.