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ghoulsis ([personal profile] ghoulsis) wrote2004-06-07 12:23 pm
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Maybe-baby Update, The Revenge

Man, just when I thought I had things figured out...

It would appear that my trip downstate to plant last week seriously messed up my ovulation this month. My little egg is definitely late. I'm really frustrated because I had just about all the signs lined up right -- ferning on the spit scope, fertile cervical fluid, etc... and then my temps failed to rise after my fluid dried up. Ugh.

So today, when my temp drops (again), I get very fertile fluid abruptly. But no ferning on the scope. WTF??

So I guess it's back to work... still hopeful that my ovulation will be late, and that I'm not having an anovulatory cycle. That would really suck.

Everyone do the cheer with me:
2, 4, 6, 8, c'mon body, ovulate!

[identity profile] ghoulchick.livejournal.com 2004-06-07 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll share with you my two big secrets to getting knocked up:

1) Get someone to ask you to be in their wedding. I've been in three weddings, and ended up pregnant for two of them. And not cutely pregnant. Just puffy, have-you-put-on-a-little-weight? pregnant.

2) Obtain adoption literature. I recommend international adoption literature, but any lit will probably be effective.

Certainly sex was not the deciding factor, for god's sake.

[identity profile] ghoulsis.livejournal.com 2004-06-07 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, come on... you looked VERY cute at our wedding. :)